Willie: I have some information for you, but it's gonna be hard to hear.
Bart Simpson: Why, because of your stupid accent?
Willie: Ach, nay! Because of its upsetting nature.
So much in common.
· We both live alone in a shack on the school grounds where we work
· We are both immigrants
· We both speak in an accent that is often unintelligible (or at least ridiculous) to the locals
· We are both very proud of our homeland
· We both keep the school grounds (it’s sort of my job to lock up the school at night, and make sure no one is abusing the school water pump)
· We frequently give contradictory accounts of our past lives
· We are both quick to anger, and quick to yell at kids
Other than the fact that I actually teach, whereas Willie does not, we're practically the same person.
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